I’m reading this version to my children.
HIS ARTISTIC MERIT IS IS OVER 9000!!!
Another gem written by Owen Parsons before he moved on to The Daily Show, where I hope he’s busy writing just as many erotic anime jokes.
there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden
Date a person who can name all the dwarves from The Hobbit.
Date a person who can name all the descendants between Isildur and Aragorn.
Date a person who knows all the Quenya names for Finwe’s sons and grandchildren and would never say, ‘The Silmarillion is so confusing because of all those “Fins.”
But date them only if they say Therindë.
Date a person who can name 8+ WU-TANG members.