there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden
Date a person who can name all the dwarves from The Hobbit.
Date a person who can name all the descendants between Isildur and Aragorn.
Date a person who knows all the Quenya names for Finwe’s sons and grandchildren and would never say, ‘The Silmarillion is so confusing because of all those “Fins.”
But date them only if they say Therindë.
Date a person who can name 8+ WU-TANG members.
Ha! An opinionated summary of the Inner Sea Region!
I don’t agree with it all, but dude’s far from wrong on everything. :P
That’s actually Kingpin, but it’s still hilarious.