This video is the perfect cultural summation of everything I want my life to be.

I been reading the Dark Horse Conan series and its really having a serious impact on me. I wanna to live my live by the WWCD credo, but smacking women and then bedding them doesn’t quite solve problems the way I need it to.

And wouldn’t you know it, but cutting someone open NEVER works on the sales floor.

GPOY

I feel like Shit today. I have one of my bi-annual sinus infections. I’m dizzy, and I blew Christmas colors outta my nose this morning. I put on my sickest new One Piece tshirt in the hopes that it might give me a boost. That and the Dayquil Sinex…

I figured a little GPOY might help also.

astronomican:

I think the first guy classifies as “fanatic”.

xxixiimxmvi:

The Black Templars are a Second Founding chapter derived from the Imperial Fists. Since that time, the Black Templars have campaigned on a never-ending crusade.

I’m that first guy, all day every day.

Yup.